martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

harmonienincakmakardesi:

kaybolancorap:

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

YA YIKILDIM

Ağlamak istiomm nxnznznnx

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

kingcheddarxvii:

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

escape

pluralfloral:

This is everything to me

kidcavaller:

daily mornin routine: calling the boys out on the dumb shit they say.

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

hostagesituation:

My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read.

incredible.

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich